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(The story starts with Dr. Wily in his skull castle. (Well where else would he be?))
Wily: THERE ARE TOO MANY
BRACKETS IN THAT LAST EXPLANATION! WAAAAH?
Forte:...what...the...what are you talking about?
Wily: I see what
you're saying. Instead of kidnapping people and tricking them to unwittingly form teams, I should build the robots myself!
Forte: That's not what happens you idiot, god, your such an idiot, fuckity fuck fuck fuck
Wily: Yes, that's
it! And you know, thinking about it, the strongest creations I've made to date were those I made with that “Evil
Energy”.
Forte: ...Ok, I swear, your not making any sense today, I insulted you...yet here you are talking
about robots you made?
Wily: My point is, if the Evil Energy made those robots so powerful, an even more powerful
energy scorce will make them unstoppable!
Forte: Like super godmodding powers?
Wily: Yes, now lets go into
space!
Darkhell: Y R UR QUILLS IN SPAC?
Wily:...
Forte:...
(Two hours later, now in the furthest
reaches of Space)
Wily: My plan is, that giant robot Frankenstein freak-
Forte: frankenstein freak? Do you
mean yourself?
Wily: Yeah, yeah, him. Anyways he was the one who came here looking for the energy I was using, so
if we can find him, and torture him to extreme lengths, he can tell us were we can find even more! I tell you, this plan is
flawless!
(Two weeks later)
Forte: I love tacos
Wily: Alright! Alright! I get it! The plan was a little
less flawless than I predicted.
Forte: Dude, you haven't even done it yet!
Wily: Hey! Shut up and look at
this!
(Suddenly, Wily spots eight almost completely destroyed robots floating in front of the ship)
Wily:
IT'S SO SHINY! OH MA GAWD!
Forte: ...Shiny? They've rusted! That is like, the anti shiny
Wily: Yes, but one
man's trash is another man's treasure! Now get out there, grab every piece of scrap, and get back in the ship. We're turning
this spaceship around!
Forte: but...how can I? This is space, space has no gravity, thus resulting in me floating
away.
Wily: Shut up and do as I say!
Forte: No
Wily: Do it...
Forte: unless you can convince
me in under one minute, and have a really convincing speech to do so, I'm not doing it!
(Several weeks later, after
getting back to earth and building robots with the new found metal, Forte finally breaks into Wily's padlocked lab)
Forte:
Hey, old man! How did you convince me into getting all the rusted metal of the robots? (Suddenly sees eight life size glass
containers containing the Robot Masters from Mega Man 8, but as suits of amour) What the?! How did you do that?! I'm not even
mad! That is amazing!
Wily: You see that blinking light on the back of the suits heads? As long as those are on, whoever
wears them while farting is under my control.
Wily: Shut up and let me think!
Forte: I didn't even say anything...
Wily: Alright let's see, to get someone to wear the suits, and not find out about the mind control device on the back
of its head, I'm going to have to call the biggest morons I know…
2 dork: We have a doorbell, you know.
Sniper Joe 1: Dr. Wily sends you, 2 dork, and Lee.EXE, and Darkhell, this message:
Sniper Joe 2(Playing a
voicemail from Wily through his mouth) I apologize for trying to take you and your companions over. I have found the error
of my ways. In gratitude, come up to my skull castle and I will give you all your choice of power armor.
2 dork: Really?
Sweet! Hey everyone! Stop participanting in a freaky orgy and come downstairs, were going to Wily's castle!
Darkhell:
NO U FUC
Lee: Can I b leeman?
2 dork: no
Lee: Then no :@
2 dork: FINE. I'LL GO ALLLLL ALLONE!!!
(Meanwhile, at Skull castle, Wily was waiting for the sniper Joes to return with 2 dork and Lee and Darkhell, when
someone started knocking on the front door. Wily answers it)
Wily: What are you doing here?
Sigma: ZEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*runs away*
Wily: What a nice young man.
(Shortly afterwards, 2 dork arrives)
2 dork: Hi Willy!
Wily:
My name is Wily you moron
2 dork: Lee and Darkhell couldn't come, so they send their appologies.
(A few snipers
look at him, but Wily beats them down with a blunt object)
Wily: Dude! Come in! We have your choice of amours that
are so powerful, you'll be a godmodder!
Forte: Yeah...godmod...all the way to the bank!
Wily: Are you drunk?
Forte: Yes
Wily: Why did I make it so that my robots could get drunk?
Forte: *hiccup*
(Later
in the lab)
Wily: Alrighty then.
2 dork: OMG ACE VENTURA
Wily: PET DETECTIVE
2 dork: I h8
that movie.
Wily: N00b, it's quite simple, look for your ideal armor, press the green button in front of it, and you
will be transported to an empty room where you can exchange amours...oo...exchange armors *clicks tounge* dirt
(2
dork goes over to Grenade Man, and disappears.)
*all of a sudden Lee and Darkhell burst in through the wall*
Lee:
Hi, srry im late, I had to halp dig a stump out ov teh backyard
Darkhell: I CAME HERE CUZ I DETECTED A SHADOW THE
HEDHOG GAME HERE, WHAR IS IT WHOR?
Wily: Hey, want some armors you two?
Lee: duh
Darkhell: I WANT
SHADOE U FUC!
Wily: What if you get armor that makes you look like Shadow?
Darkhell: <3
Wily: Then
press these buttons, and shiny lights come on! And then they will display pictures of my summer vacation!
Lee: kk
Darkhell: SHADOW HERE I COM!
Lee: U GIES R THROWIN OFF MY GROOVE I WANNA B TENGUEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Darkhell
goes over to Clown Man, and vanishes. Lee goes over to Tengu Man, and is sucked up from a hole under him. While in the changing
room, 2 dork notices something)
2 dork: HOLY CRAPFUCK I FORGOT TO BRUSH MY TOOTH TODAY...oh well...
(In Lee's
changing room)
Lee: (Put's on Tengu Man's helmet, and the light breaks off) I changed myy mind i wana be leeman can
i b leeman?
(All three off them are transported back to the Lab in their new armor. 2 dork starts laughing)
Darkhell:
DID YOU JUS CALL ME FAT?!?
2 dork: That doesent look liek shadow at all, u look like me when I don't brush my tooth...HOLY
SHIT I DIDN'T BRUSH MY TOOTH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Darkhell: YOU FUCKER, UR SUCH A FUC, YOUR MAKIN ME SO MAD!
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Wily: Ok, someone bring me some poop!
2 dork: Ok, HUUUUUUUURRRRNNNNNGGG,
OH SHIT I'M CONSTIPATED! NOOOOOOO *explodes*
Wily: ...
2 dork: *forms back together* owwwwww...
Darkhell:
2 dork IS A BITCH FUCK! ADN LEE IS A GAY DOUCHE!
Lee: LEE IS A GAY DOUCHE! Eh?! :@
Wily: Why don't you all
obey me!?!?
Lee: ITS ON! :@
Wily: I TRIED TO TRICK YOU ALL TO PUT ON THOSE SUITS OS ARMORS IN ORDER CONTROL
ALL OF YOU ONCE AGAIN IN AN ATTEMPT TO DESTROY MEGA MAN AND CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!
Lee: hunh?
(All three of
them start getting mad and get out their weapons)
Forte: cant a fella drank in peashe?
Wily: 2 dork loves
his mommy.
(Two hours later, the three are outside, looking at the burning remains of the Skull castle)
Lee:
WILY IS USUK, ART HE?
Darkhell: I wish i would learn howto hack
2 dork: Say I just had a thought. Guys, this
is a sign. I say we use this new armor, get some ther guys to use the extras, and form a new Mega Man team.
Darkhell:
werst idee evr u fuc...i am thinikig i should work on my game but maybe not i mean i dont care for it anymore. oh well i hope
u all are happy that its back also im sorry for being mad that even my fans in my guestbook said shed or hed see me in court
ALSO STOP SPAMMING MY GUESTBOOK DICKWADS
Lee: WEF?
2 dork: :(
Darkhell: OH MAN I HAVE TO POOP BRB
HURGGGG HURGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HURGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HURGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Lee: Stop it with the SPAM yor basicly
SPAMing, it stands for SUPER POITLESS ANNOYIN MESSAGE
To Be Continiued!!!!
Grenade Man as 2 dork
Clown Man
as Darkhell
Tengu Man as Lee.exe aka lee-tut
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